Today’s Winner In Asinine News: Men with beards carry more germs than dogs, study finds | abc7chicago.com

This Swiss study started making the rounds from the BBC recently and it’s spreading like a brush fire across US media, including local stations.

Golly gee, who has a beard that is being mocked in the UK right now?

Equating men with beards as dirty dogs…yeah, that’s REAL mature.

And wouldn’t you know it, both clean-shaven, conservative AND liberal pundits are running with this story as if it’s ‘real news’ and likely pissing off a good portion of male followers who enjoy sporting chin-whiskers. I’m tired of people being pissed off about trivialities and not war crimes, frankly. This should be laughed off as propaganda – like when we were told real butter was bad for you! Silly Swiss Scientists…

 

 

A new study finds men with beards carry more germs than dogs.

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